blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

acebelle:

I was reading my writing today, and let me tell you, it may not be good, plot is not the best, and characters are a bit stereotypical, but boy do I have fun writing it

This is such a good mindset to have. There is positive energy in this post

garashirs:

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

Dating sim game: *provides a cast of dateable characters*

Players: *point at non dateable character* We like that one.

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Im a real gaymer I only play Animal Crossing and Sims

musings-on-mythology:

Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

me: never been in a relationship

me: always being asked for relationship advice

writing a sad bit in your own story

dennymark-legobutt:

tommykaine:

loboselinaistrash:

writing a sad bit in your own story while imagining your friends’ reactions

Just @ me why don’t you

red-faced-wolf:

wtf-fun-factss:

Shanghai singles bought every odd number seats on valentine’s – WTF fun facts

Incel uprising