saeyooran:

This idea was given to me by my friend Miku!

The ones in italics were thought up by my friend @weighted-writings so credit to them for those ones!

• First off, characters.
• Seven? Absolutely a Waluigi person. Change my mind.
• Yoosung would choose Yoshi because not only is he cute like him but he’s a good egg boi as well.
• MC would have to go with Toad. So much trouble in such a little package.
• Zen knows next to nothing about the franchise but he does know Mario is the main character so he goes with him.
• “Jumin should be Bowser because they’re both jerks.”
• Jumin actually ends up picking Blooper
• (Zen: ”Wow, how perfect, neither of you show any emotion!”)
• Jaehee would pick Daisy, absolutely because they both have brown hair and definitely not because Daisy is cute, nope, certainly not.
• Saeran decides to go with Dry Bones because of how edgy he looks
• V picks Luigi, he almost feels bad that he doesn’t get as much love as his brother.
• As for Vanderwood? Definitely Bowser.
• Since the game only allows 4 players at a time they split up into 2 teams
• First there’s the Casual Gamers: Zen, Jumin, Jaehee, and V.
• Then there’s the Play to Win Gamers: Seven, Yoosung, Saeran, and MC.
• Vanderwood ends up switching with MC for one game but decides it’s more fun to watch other people play and get mad.
• Everyone’s afraid to mess with Vanderwood because he keeps threatening to tazer them if they try anything
• The Play to Win Gamers go first so everyone else can watch and get to know the game
• Every time they play Seven tries to convince them to play Bowser’s Warped Orbit because space
• At first Yoosung would try to be nice to MC and decide not to run her over with a Bullet Bill because he’s a sweetheart
• But that turns out to be a mistake because the second the board flips she Bowser candy’s his ass
• The Casual Gamers end up playing Koopa’s Tycoon Town for their first game
• Jumin is unsurprisingly good at it
• Jaehee doesn’t really care much about winning but she would be torn between letting Jumin win bc he’s her boss and wanting to kick his butt in front of all his friends as payback for all the times he’s left Elizabeth the 3rd with her
• Zen would be nice to her and would end up saving all his coins to try and take over Jumin’s hotels
• V’s just there to have fun
• the poor boy doesn’t understand what all the screaming’s about, he’s so forgiving

• Yoosung and Zen would definitely be the kind of people to get loudly angry, Jumin would be that quiet calculative anger where he keeps telling himself it’s not worth getting angry but he’s so annoyed

• Seven would be the loud, over dramatic “angry”, until he gets hit right before winning and then it’s just silence and you’re pretty sure he somehow managed to hack the game because you’re just sucking now

• Either MC or Seven would want to start an “alliance” only to betray them in the end

• Saeran would probably pretend teaming up would be stupid, but he does it anyway and the utter betrayal

• Jumin and V would probably have some sort of unsaid alliance bc they’re friends and they want to respect each other and Zen just accuses them of teaming up and tries to team up with Jaehee (poor Jaehee, she doesn’t want to actively go against her boss)

• Team Seven, with Yoosung and Zen, Team V(ictory) with Jumin and Saeran (just to mess with his brother) and both trying to get MC on their team

• Because the moment teams became a thing it got serious 

• Team Seven is offering like, money and food, anything it takes to win

• But Saeran stole all the blankets for team V and that’s pretty tempting

• Everyone’s trying to persuade the two remaining members to come to their side but in the end MC and Jaehee just form their own team and end up beating everyone else

• Seven tries to get Vanderwood on his team, but he joins another team just to spite them

• Starts bribing/threatening Seven’s team to just go against Seven

• And it ends up one big Anti-Seven round

• At some point people start offering prizes

• And Jumin offers Jaehee a vacation day if she wins (probably had too much wine)

• And there’s just this unspoken agreement among everyone to just let Jaehee win this one

• Seven tries to turn it into some sort of game of strip-poker where whenever you lose a star you take off an item of clothing and when you gain a star you can put one on (no one agrees to this)

• Somehow it happens anyway and Seven’s in his boxers and Saeran’s got like a winter coat and 12 scarves

• MC tries to join in and poor Jaehee Zen and Yoosung are furiously trying to talk her out of it

• V promises he won’t look (not that it matters)

• But despite all the screaming, in the end, they all end up having fun