Zen: Talk dirty to me.

Jumin: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the dryer like I fucking asked you to 100 times.

damn-daniel-fuck-that-shit-up:

I like to imagine that Jumin and Zen continue to be petty in their relationship-

Zen: Honey, could you make me breakfast in bed?

Jumin: If you want breakfast in bed, then sleep in the kitchen.

Zen: I-

Jumin: How much do you like me?
Zen: Go outside and count the stars, that’s how much I love you.
Jumin: But its morning?
Zen: Exactly.