last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”
When he spends like 75% of his encounters with scary ninja like Zabuza and Orochimaru in Part I just thinking about the fact he could avoid these problems if he were dead
When he sits down for the Chunin exam’s written test and even though he’s a ninja prodigy boy doesn’t know how to solve a single fucking question
When half of Orochimaru’s hideout explodes and Kabuto’s inner monologue says that Sasuke can be a bit cranky when he wakes up like Sasuke destroys a building every time someone interrupts his naps in the middle of the day
When he tells Suigetsu to put on some clothes like he’s not wearing the most plunging v-neck known to man
When Kakashi politely asks him not to be crazy anymore and his response is just “yeah… sorry”
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