nobody’s fucking talking about how Isabelle is canonically LGBT enough to get on the wiki page for LGBT video game characters which is where all fundamental truths come from
So I just checked to make sure, and it seems that this was taken off the page which is disappointing, but also I made an unfortunate discovery
GUYS BIRDO HAS BEEN HER DEADNAME THIS WHOLE TIME I AM SO SORRY
guys birdo has been
her deadname this whole time
i am so sorry
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nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean
My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.
nintendo paid for this post
blizzard payed for that reply
I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)
did it taste good?
it was very good. thank you for asking 🙂 i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow
STEAM, Sony, and Microsoft Sales: Get these 15 AAA titles for $3 and all the DLC for 50¢.
Nintendo Sale: This four year old Mario Party game is $55.99 (plus shipping) instead of $59.99 now. You also get this $10 3DS theme for FREE if you spend $250 or more.
sony, microsoft: yeah dont pirate or hack our games we’ll probably ban you from cod or something
nintendo:[clutching podium, sweating, crying with rage] if you acknowledge that emulation or project m exist we will put you inside mr. fils-aimé’s mouth and he will swallow you
Honestly, it’s so bizarre looking at Nintendo’s two biggest badasses side-by-side.
6-foot intergalactic mercenary. Armed to the teeth, incredible athleticism, can run and jump in full-body armor at lethal velocities. Regularly combats nigh-invulnerable apex predators that completely suck the life force out of everything in the universe in one touch. Typically only rivaled by two things: an armored space dragon, and herself.
8-inch soft boy. Determined, round, makes superpowers out of his food. Regularly combats godly and godless abominations alike. Befriends most of his rivals because they know he wouldn’t have a problem shutting them down if they acted up again. Once helped the first badass take down several of the aforementioned nigh-invulnerable apex predators. They’re friends.
Let’s also not forget that Kirby canonically LITERALLY has infinite power.
Kirby is a badass man. A squishy smooshie wee adorable ball of love badass
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