did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
BNHA Characters as things I’ve seen happen at school
{{ This is going to be a mix of things I’ve seen happen in all my school years. I’ve moved schools alot so bare with me y’all, also some of these are stuff I’ve actually experienced }}
Aoyama: tried to impress a girl during a school dance with his moves, proceeded to rip his pants and break his ankle.
Mina: Tried to skip class and hide in girls bathroom, ended up getting busted when the cops came in because someone hid meth in the toilet.
Tsuyu: Attempted to climb the poles in the cafeteria and proceeded to get stuck, then resorted to crying until the principal arrived.
Iida: Ended up throwing hands with someone because they got a better mark on a math test
Uraraka: Got suspended for a week for sneaking into the cafeteria and swapping half the bake sale foods for live bugs
Ojiro: Got expelled for fist fighting the janitor after he got yelled at for leaving a mess on a table
Kaminari: Smuggled a bong into school, Proceeded to use it in the school bathroom and ended up throwing it at a teacher when they walked In.
Kirishima: Wore crocs to school during exams and ended up giving the class a ten minute penalty because the teacher didn’t agree.
Koda: Once Smuggled all the bugs in the science lab out and proceeded to let them all go in the school cafeteria.
Sato: Got two weeks of suspension and three weeks of detention after he accidentally gave the school bake sale weed brownies instead of double fudge.
Shoji: Got kicked off of the dodge ball team after throwing a ball at the teacher and breaking their nose.
Jirou: Hacked the school web com so that anytime someone talked into it, Vagina by Cupquake would blast. Ended up getting snitched on and parents got called.
Sero: was a senior in freshmen shop class, got passed after he made a dick shaped clock and the teacher couldn’t handle him anymore.
Tokoyami: screamed bring me back to life and welcome to the black parade during track and field while doing the 500m run.
Todoroki: Gave his home economics teacher laxatives in cupcakes after he failed the class.
Hagakure: Peeped into the boys change room for three weeks until she accidentally peeped on the gym teacher changing. Proceeded to Cry.
Bakugou: Got suspended for punching the principal in the throat during a fist fight.
Midoriya: during a science experiment, while playing with the fire, he proceeded to light his partners hair on fire as well as his own.
Mineta: Got Expelled for taking pictures of people’s hands and selling them on hand fetish websites.
Momo: Got into a nasty fight with a teacher and said “my name and dick must taste the same, as you can’t keep both of them out of your mouth” than proceeded to get suspended.
All Might: Accidentally bought illegal fireworks to class and proceeded to light them with his students, ended up setting half the field on fire.
Kendo: Screamed at someone and broke their nose because they took her seat during french class
Tetsutetsu: Wore an entire green one piece to picture day, and ended up paying extra to get his school background to be Pepe
Monoma: Tried to fight an entire class of upper class mates, ultimately got his ass handed to him during a school Assembly
Mirio: Cried during a class movie about World peace.
Nejire: Started a secret fight club, within two weeks it got shut down after someone snitched after they got beat up.
Amajiki: Had a mental breakdown during a English presentation and ended up explaining the plot to Harry Potter instead of Romeo and Juliet
Shinsou: Once Bought a can of monster in a water bottle to class, said bottle proceeded to let out a high pitch sound and explode. Half the class couldn’t hear for five minutes.
Hatsume: Stayed up for two days for her exams, ended up popping some pills and somehow remembered the entire plot to Marley and me. They failed the exam.
Endeavor: Learned how to make explosives from the internet, brought some to school and blew up all the toilets in the boys bathroom.
Eraser Head: Passed out during track and field, everyone proceeded to freak out and call 911. When they arrived, he explained that he just took a quick nap.
Present Mic: Got suspended after they took a picture with the school statue with the caption “Choke me with those bronze hands daddy” and posted it on the school snapchat.
Midnight: Accidentally showed her entire class a scene from fifty shades of grey during sex Ed.
Shigaraki: Cried during science class because someone made fun of his chapped lips.
Kurogiri: Actually put a child leash on one of his students, proceeded to get banned from teaching for a year.
Dabi: Sneaked onto the school roof and proceed to piss on anyone that stood just below him. Got caught and had to apologize to the entire school.
Toga: Got sent to the councilers office after she wouldn’t stop asking a teacher if they could choke her.
Twice: Stole all the fire extinguishers from the school, almost got away had it not been for the camara in the main office.
Nomu: Stood under the stairs and made horse sounds at anybody who walked by.
Wild, Wild Pussycats: Were a group of furries that would make animal sounds during class and attempt to lick people.