1. Do NOT send a picture of your fucking penis. Stop. That shit is weird.
2. Do NOT use pet names(boo, babe, baby, etc.)within the first 3 messages. We do not know you. Don’t be a creep.
3. Do NOT dive in the DM’s headfirst explaining all of the sexual things you would love to do with us. Yes, some of us have nice, thick thighs, but that doesn’t mean we want to make them earmuffs…for you.
4. DO your research before sliding into the DM’s. Most of our interests are all over our social media pages. This is FREE GAME. USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…just don’t go too far.
5. DO respect the fact that a woman is NOT entitled interacting with you just because you’re nice. If she is not interested, leave her the fuck alone. She wasn’t ugly or fat when you were trying to get with her so don’t flip the script if she says no. Take your fragile ego and get tf on.
With these 5 simple tips, you WILL NOT fail
Well…some of you MAY fail, but still. You have a GOOD chance of making it in.
I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.
Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you
Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to.
I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick. His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized. It was pretty awesome.
this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”
the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house
the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car
don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men
The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them
the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition
Crowfanity's Tumblr 