why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
It’s like there has been this shift in the language used to objectify women in a sexual way. It seems like to make it more palatable and acceptable to talk about women and their bodies sexually, people try to put them in a ‘dominant’ position. I used to read so many tags on girls selfies along the lines of ‘sit on my face, crush my head with your thighs, etc’ as if putting yourself on the bottom of this fictional interaction with a girl you do not know makes it acceptable
God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be.
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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