now that’s three phrases I never thought I’d see together

museum-of-artifacts:

20 sided die – Egypt 200 BC #egypt #museum #history #artifacts #dice #game

‘I pray to Anubis’

’,Roll for initiative.’

‘Ugh, 1, critical fail. Damn Set’s stinking head!’

‘uh huh, hmm’ *consults papyrus* ‘Ok so Anubis hears you…. Because you’re dead.’

mcavoy:

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

ikimaru:

he just.. put it in the blue lion lmaO

alexis-royce:

When a new human moves into town.

rvb

bleepbloop-caboose:

you guys thought I’m done with this meme?

brolinfinity:

Oh my god this is the best one so far

salazarastark:

me: i love slowburns!!!

me: 2 chapters into a 200k fic

unsolvedbfsarchive:

*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

*closes fanfic*

musicalbloodplayer:

finnthetransboi:

New way to play dnd. Steal the plot of movies such as shrek, over the hedge, ice age 2, etc. pretend it’s original and don’t tell your players, see if they figure it out

“new”