literallystrawberryfields:

I just got back from seeing Love Simon, and at the beginning of the Movie the projector stopped working and we had to wait a while for them to fix it. So this older woman who works there started distributing free tickets to go see a film as compensation. So she hands one to this girl and smiles and says “a lovely girl like you, you could use this with a boyfriend” and there was this unanimous gay pause across the audience and you could tell that every fucKing person was looking into a metaphorical camera like they were on the office.

sonnyslimjim:

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing