Lance: Bad jokes and self esteem issues (space sokka)
Keith: If Hot Topic was a person
Pidge: Nerd with finger guns
Hunk: Bakes and is smol
Shiro: Where’s Waldo?
Allura: Mom
Coran: 80% mustache
Matt: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school
Home Alone is basically “Saw” for kids. Kevin McAllister clearly grows up to become Jigsaw.
Kuroo: so what will it be? naughty or nice?
Kenma: … what?
Kuroo: naughty or nice?
Kenma: what are you talking about
Kuroo: i’m santa
Kenma: no you aren’t
Kenma: also, it’s barely even december
Kuroo: …
Kuroo: i’ll just mark you down as naughty