OH
So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.
Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.
Pokemon world has skyscrapers, giant lasers and interdimensional travel but they can’t find the budget to put a simple road down so I can visit my grandma two towns over without having to survive 5 giant monsters’ worth of tall grass, smh
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