blueberryshortcake:

birdthany:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

rtblogging:

Motherfucking Director Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Freelancer bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

God damn created Freelancers then fucking AI and shit right fucking Dakota twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just saw this shit fuck the Director man

Motherfucking Alpha Alpha you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Epsilon. I’m very tired

No man I’ll just talk about the Freelancer Project all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the AIs fuck dude I just killed him a year and a half ago fuck the Director man he fucked over Washington crazy Dakota twins rowing Florida protected the Alpha fuck this guy who invented the Freelancers I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Epsilon All I can think is the title of the guy who invented Freelancers who the fuck invented the Freelancers???

LEONARD CHURCH.