listen i know voltron is a giant feucking robot that destroys terrifying monsters but i can’t stop laughing at it because it has lions for hands. It can’t grab things properly. It can’t properly grip a sword it just fukcin. nom. nom nom little lion hands
i love that when you first meet the doctor he’s completely shrouded in gruesome rumors and everybody is like “be careful hiyoko! i hear he literally murders people with a cleaver!” it’s like that fucking episode of arthur where they all think mr. ratburn eats nails for breakfast and collects severed heads. us genre-savvy players are all thinking, oh great, there’s going to be some fakeout and he’s actually just a kind, very lonely, misunderstood school doctor with a bad reputation and we’re going to get to learn his tragic backstory on his route etc. but no, there’s absolutely no fakeout, and he literally murders people with a cleaver. i love that