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Digging in trash cans in Stardew Valley
Most villagers’ reactions:
Linus’ reaction:

I love how the NPCs can’t keep track of when you’ve been married to one of their kids for like 3 years??
KHAJIIT HAS WARES IF YOU HAVE COIN
what i want: Alex’s dedication and Sam’s cheerfulness
what i have: Sebastian’s sleep schedule and Shane’s will to live

Sometimes u just gotta run into your not-boyfriends house at 10:30 and throw flowers at him to show your intentions.
(who is she trying to kid she’s been standing in the shop since 9 on the dot waiting for Sebastian to wake up)
stardew valley:
me: Oh worm?









