When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you
IM DYING
Tag: Skyrim
somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?
most people: *some comic book shit*
me:
“What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.”
Honestly, that’s probably the most overpowered superpower.
WHAT IS THIS
i have no idea if this has been done yet but
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
skyrim go
your phone buzzes whenever a dragon is nearby. you scream in public. eat 30 live bees. punch a cop
skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern
quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern
This is the most accurate characterization in the entire game
A wise sage
Khajiit has answers if you have question
when im trying to leave work and theres still customers talking to me
*walks into starbucks with acoustic guitar* ohhhh there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
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