Skyrim – Page 5 – Crowfanity's Tumblr

yung-gunshot:

kisamas:

some days just feel like a bethesda game

elaborate

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

joey-wheeler-official:

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

is-that-what-i-think-it-is:

paarthurnax: drem yol lok. greetings, wunduniik. i am paarthurnax. who are you? what brings you to my strunmah… my mountain?

dragonborn:

zackthelion:

Skyrim guard: wait…I know you

Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch

itstiredandimlate:

textpoops:

I was playing skyrim and it kept saying “cannot fast travel when guards are pursuing you” but there were no guards near me, so I grabbed my laptop to see if there was a fix for the glitch and when I looked back up at my screen I saw this

This game is so fkn broken and everyone was just like “hmm ok this is fine”