Aries: the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
Taurus: a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
Gemini: that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
Cancer: that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
Leo: that dog in Riverwood that’s named Stump
Virgo: Brynjolf’s accent
Libra: the sound that nirnroot makes
Scorpio: that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
Sagittarius: the wabbajack
Capricorn: that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
Aquarius: the bards that don’t sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
Pisces: that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften