I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DON’T EVEN KNOOOW
Plankton’s VA: “My name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day! You come down, and we’ll shuff your face full of shit! [laughs] I’m just kidding, don’t come to the Chum Bucket. It’s horrible. Horrible!”
This is all i ever wanted, to hear plankton say “fuck”
Tag: Spongebob
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

i feel like ur fave spongebob episode says a lot about you so tag this w whatever ur fave episode is….for me its the ep where spongebob thinks mr. krabs is a robot
me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob
This is better than all of Naruto
February 15 is “Annoy Squidward Day”
Only day you can reblog this





