Here’s a bunch of shapeshifter AUs for anyone who wants them

d3m0ndarks:

You’re that annoying dog that keeps stealing my food so I called animal control on you AU

I’m just a bird/mouse/fish trying to mind their own business but this stupid cat keeps trying to eat me and oh turns out you’re also a shifter well this is awkward AU

I somehow ended up getting adopted by my best friend/crush and now I’m stuck until I can escape but they’ve really taken a liking to me and I don’t want to break their heart and I kind of like living with them but they’re worried sick about human me after I suddenly vanished AU

I got caught and put in the pound and you’re here with your friend who’s looking for a pet and you recognized me and now you’re laughing your ass off but you look like an idiot so ha joke’s on you AU

I continually feed this stray on my street but one day I forgot to put food out and you ended up knocking on my door demanding to know where the food was AU

I decided to get a job as a vet since I’m a shifter and can understand what they’re saying so I make the best vet ever but you just walked in on me having an argument with a cat and I swear I’m not crazy AU

I know what this looks like but I promise I didn’t steal this tiger cub, he’s actually my cousin, yes I’m a tiger too, and no you cannot “ride me into battle” AU

I swear to god if you get drunk and come give me a shitty cat serenade at 2am one more time I will throw something at you AU

You found out I could turn into a dragon and I was worried I might scare you off but actually you just want to recreate HTTYD scenes AU

When I heard you were a shapeshifter I expected something really cool but turns out you can only transform into a duck and no I will not stop making puns about your “fowl language” AU

I ended up pissing you off and you honest to god hissed/growled at me wtf AU

God dammit stop leading animal control back to our house, I’m sick of the police questioning if we’re keeping a wild animal as a pet AU

I thought you were a fellow wolf shapeshifter but it turns out you’re actually a werewolf and there’s a huge difference and I have no idea how to deal with this AU

Why does your place always smell like dog, you don’t even own a pet AU

We both got drunk and I dared you to run around the city as a lion and you actually did and oh god now the city’s in utter panic AU

butterflyinthewell:

spellbookbitch:

inumorph:

sexylibrarian1:

ravingliberal:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks

Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs

Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone

Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility

Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living

Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up

Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it

Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc

Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights

Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems

Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser

Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities

Yes please. 

I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.

Hell hound service animals

*pounds fist on table* HELL HOUND SERVICE ANIMALS

*FALLS OUT OF YOUR CEILINGS* SERVICE DRAGONS!

spice up those coffee shop AUs

authorkurikuri:

  • sure, i used to be a regular, but i literally haven’t been to this coffee shop in two years. how do you still remember my order??
  • you wrote my name down wrong the first time i came here and i didn’t correct you, but you’re really sweet and now i don’t know how to tell you you’ve been calling me by the wrong name for the past month.
  • i’m the manager and one of the other employees keeps drawing amazing art on the chalkboards, but i can’t figure out who it is?? i’ve been keeping a meticulous schedule to figure out whose shift it appears during
  • i work opening shift, but whenever i get there at 5:30 somehow you’re always already there, looking flawlessly put together. you haven’t even had your coffee yet. tell me your secrets.
  • we’re coworkers but we work different shifts and communicate exclusively through post-it notes. maybe i should just give you my phone number already so you can tell me more about the lady who ordered a latte for her ten year old.
  • you and your friend always sit at the table a couple down from mine and gossip in [insert language here], which happens to be a language i’m currently learning. i’ve been eavesdropping to try and improve my listening comprehension and oh my god are you actually talking about how hot i am??? 
  • i love hot chocolate So Much but it’s embarrassing to be the adult ordering hot chocolate at a coffee shop, so do you think you could announce that it’s a different drink when you’re giving it to me??
  • at the local coffee shop, there’s a chess set set up in one corner of the shop and every morning i move one piece. later in the day, someone else always moves a piece too. i’m dying to know who i’m playing against.
  • i’m a new hire and you’re trying to show me how to use the espresso machine. i actually already know how to use it, but i’m pretending to be incompetent so that you’ll keep talking to me. please don’t fire me.

ralfmaximus:

tumblunni:

writing-prompt-s:

Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.

I want to watch this show

That’s actually how one of them torments the other: by hiring a film crew to follow them around and broadcast their lives as a reality show.

sirhate:

lily-peet:

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy
The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?”
“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

Soulmate AUs

omegawolfmyth:

All these AUs were created by multiple different people on Tumblr, some of them you can find as a Tumblr post screenshot on Pinterest. Just recapping the many types of Soulmate AUs out there! Feel free to use any of them!

Sidenote: How I title these AUs are gonna suck. You have been warned.


Timer Soulmate AU! Where there’s a timer on your wrists that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.

First Words Soulmate AU! Where you know the very first words your soulmate will ever say to you or what you’ll first hear them say when you meet.
Alternative: Same thing but you know the words once you turn 18.

Last Words AU! Where you know the last words your soulmate will ever say to you. You don’t know you met them till you lose them.

Age Soulmate AU! Where you stop aging at 18 till you meet your soulmate.

First Touch Soulmate AU! Where there’s a black stain where you and your soulmate should make first contact. Like someone has a black stain over their knuckles. That means they’re going to punch their soulmate (probably at least) upon first meeting and contact.

Writing Soulmate AU! When you write on your skin the same mark appears on the same place as your soulmates. Such as if you doodle on your skin your soulmates gets those doodles on their skin.

Your Name Soulmate AU! Where you have your soulmates name on your wrist. First or last name (up to you).
Alternative: Name appears once you’re 18.
Alternative: It’s your enemies name on your wrist.
Alternative: Both your soulmates name and enemies name, you don’t know which is which.

Other Half Soulmate AU! At birth you are given a necklace that is the missing half of your soulmate’s necklace.

Colour Blind Soulmate AU! Where you’re completely colour blind till you meet your soulmate
Optional: Things go back to black and white when they die.
Optional: Except of when you meet your soulmate its when you and your soulmate first touch.

Sharing Pain Soulmate AU! Where bruises, cuts, blisters, and such appear on your skin if your soulmate gets them and visa versa. Like if you get a paper cut your soulmate gets the same cut.
Optional: You don’t feel the pain of it. Or you do feel the pain of it and can help treat the wound so your soulmate is okay.

Hues Of Hair Soulmate AU! Where you have a strip of your soulmates hair colour on your wrist and when they dye their hair it changes.

Colour Of Your Eye Soulmate AU! Where you only see in the colour of your soulmates eyes, you can’t see other colours till you meet them. Like if your soulmate has blue eyes you can only see blue till you meet them.
Alternatively: You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eyes. Not until you lock eyes with them and see a whole new colour in them.

Light Of The Heart Soulmate

AU! Where the center of your chest glows when you and your soulmate meet.
Ex: That one comic that has the nerd in the jock that’s connected to the original post. Find it on pinterest if not on tumblr.

Fear In My Soul Soulmate

AU! Where you feel when your soulmate is about to die and can help prevent it. Like you feel a pain in your soul when they’re in trouble.

Heterochromia

Soulmate

AU! Where you have one eye that’s your your eye colour and the other has your soulmates eye colour. When you meet and make eye contact, your eyes switch back to their original owner.

Mark We Share Soulmate AU! Where you and your soulmate have identical marks that match each other. Like you have the mark of a cat curled up in a ball, your soulmate has the exact same cat.
Optional: When you and your soulmate make physical contact, the mark moves to meet each other. For example your soulmate touches your hand, both of your cats rush up to meet each other. (This one came from @gallopingmonroe-blog)

Red Thread Of Fate AU! You know the legend of the red thread of fate? That’s this AU. A red thread of string on your pinkey finger that connects you to your soulmate. The thread cannot be broken but it will stretch and tangle.

Keep reading

literallycait:

mysral:

deluxeloy:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

@mysral

Imagine the clusterfuck that would ensue were the minions of the Faerie King to kidnap this child, unaware of his… family situation… and replace him with a changeling.

Cue a Lord of Hell, a Witch of the Wilds and an immortal, supremely wealthy arch-trickster showing up at the King’s palace, each of them rather miffed.

Of course, when that all clears up, the kid’s got himself a new playmate and an eccentric, wealthy uncle.

Someone please write this manuscript and send me a query IMMEDIATELY

Master List of Soulmate AUs

r-evolve-art:

I’ve been posting Soulmate AU Lists. Since I’ll get tired of linking every list individually on each and every post I make, and because it’s pretty disorganized, I decided to compile them all into one big list. So that means this post will constantly be edited and whatnot.

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [More TBA]
(Full list below, these are just the posts the lists are from) 

—–START OF LIST—–

–Something Written/Drawn–

-Each others’ names on their wrist/palm/etc

-Each other’s initials on their wrist/palm/etc

-Each others’ first words to one another

-Each others’ last words (to one another)

-Same marking on each other’s skin

– Each soulmate has one half of a quote that is important to their relationship.

-A timer for when they shall first meet

-A timer for when the other dies

-Writing that says how old your soulmate will be when you meet

– Everyone is born with a unique number only they and their soulmates have. 

-Writing that says what your soulmate is most passionate about

-Your soulmate’s feelings about you is written on your body

-Your soulmates first impression/thoughts about you is written on your body

– Each year imprinted on your arm, whispered in a dream, sent in a mail or whatever, is a hint to who/where is your soulmate. 

– Each day on your arm is a particular event your soulmate will face today. (Examples: Promotion, family death, new pet, meeting soulmate…)

-Every night you receive a message about a random sentence your soulmate has said that day. 

-You have a watch that says the timezone your soulmate is in

-The first drawing you see from your soulmate is tattoo-ed on your skin

–Changed Vision–

-See colour for the first time when you meet, fades away when they die

-Will only see shades of your soulmate’s eye colour until you meet

-Can only see colour to places your soulmate’s been/touched

-Everyone is technically “blind”. You can only see what your soulmate sees (until you meet them maybe)

–Different Abilities–

-See/hear/speak/etc for the first time when you meet 

-Being next to soulmate heals injuries

– You stop aging at a certain age, until you meet your soulmate and grow old together.

– Everyone has super powers, but when soulmates are together their powers are nullified by each other.

– Everyone has weak powers, but when soulmates are together their powers are amplified

–Sharing–

-Get the same emotions as your soulmate does (They’re sad, you’re suddenly sad) 

– Get the same injuries as your soulmate does

-When you get sick, so does your soulmate

-Soulmates share the same handwriting

-Soulmates share the same fingerprints

-You share your knowledge with your soulmate

-You share your temperature with your soulmate

– Songs sung by your soulmate is stuck in your head.

– Whatever music that is stuck in your soulmate’s head is stuck in yours too.

-There’s a radio in everyone’s heads that they share with their soulmates, the two(?) of you can change the tunes

-Have the same tics at the same time (verbal tics, drumming fingers, humming, etc)

-Cellphones between soulmates are in the same condition (cracked screens are in the same places)

-If you’re having a good/bad day, your soulmate will have the same amount of good/bad day. (Or alternatively, the opposite)

– There’s a small screen only visible to you that allows you to see what your soulmate is seeing (think kind of like those video games with splits screens)

– Soulmates share the same afterlife   

–Communication–

– Telepathic link with your soulmate.

-Write something on your own skin, appears on the other’s skin as well

-Meet soulmate in dreams every night

-Before you die, you get to send one last message to your soulmate

-You can send one item to your soulmate every year (or whenever)

-You have this limited stack of sticky notes. Write whatever you want on it, and that note would magically appear somewhere in your soulmate’s line of sight during that day. 

–Changed Physical Features–

-Your eyes are your soulmate’s hair colour, changes when they dye it

-Everyone has heterochromia, one eye is your natural colour the other is your soulmate’s natural colour. Once you meet all eyes return to natural colour. 

-Your hair colour is your soulmate’s sexuality flag (remember that there can be platonic soulmates, and that sometimes you can be soulmates with someone but they’re not soulmates with you)

–Restrictions–

– It is impossible to lie to your destined soulmate.

– Under a curse until you meet your soulmate 

– They have to say each other’s name to figure out they’re soulmates.

– Only your soulmate can kill you.

-The only voice in the world you can/can’t hear is your soulmate’s

-If you don’t find your soulmate by your #th birthday, you die

-Everyone wears a mask. You get to finally take it off when you meet the one with your identical mask, your soulmate.

-You’re stuck in a room filled with clones (with maybe slight differences) of your soulmate. You need to kill all except your soulmate or else you won’t get out/be together.

– On top of everybody’s head is the name of their soulmate. You can’t see your own. If you tell somebody their soulmate’s name, something unfortunate/death will happen to them/yourself/a soulmate.

-Your soulmate is invisible to you until you figure out a certain trigger.

–Experiences/Actions–

– When you meet your soulmate, time stops for a month for everyone besides you two.

-For a month, you and your soulmates have to go through different soulmate AUs each day (ooh you can use my lists for ideas *cough cough*)

-Each year at a certain age, soulmates are paired together into some sort of battle royal thing, best OTP wins

-At the corner of your eye, you can see a blurry vision of whatever your soulmate is doing (like sitting down drinking coffee in your living room, even though they’re doing this in another area)

-Soulmates can switch lives whenever they feel like it

-When you meet your soulmate for the first time, you get a flashback/relive their entire lives

-Similar to above, except you get glimpses of their future

-Before you die, you flash through your soulmate’s entire life (what they were doing before they met you, if they’ve ever lied to you, etc

–Compasses–

– A red string tied around your pinky is connected to your soulmate’s pinky (when the two of you are in a certain distance)

-Temperature gets hotter the nearer they are, colder when they are further away

-Each person has a spirit animal that can lead you to your soulmate

–Hints–

-You get a photograph of your soulmate and vice versa, somehow (Could be yearly, could be at a certain age, could be a photo of when you first met, etc)

-The voice in your head (example: your conscious) is your soulmate’s voice (by that I meant that they have the same voice, not that’s it’s your soulmate’s personality in your head– y’know, take it as you will)

– Every year, you receive a puzzle piece. The whole picture is your soulmate’s name/appearance/location/etc.

–Your Soulmate–

-If you and your soulmate possess the same item, it’ll glow

-Everyone has a special pen/marker/drawing utensil. Using it, the lines are thicker when their soulmates feel strong emotions, thinner when they’re feeling weak, run out of ink when they die, etc.

-There’s this special block of clay that represents your soulmate. It has a special colour and changes forms depending on how your soulmate is feeling.

-Reflecting in the mirrors is the appearance of your soulmate

—–END OF LIST—–

Okay yeah my organization skills kinda stink, but I did my best. And hey, categories! You can ask me for more of a specific category if you’d like and if I can, I’ll think up some more for that specific category. (I also know that some AUs fit in multiple categories but blergh…)

Enjoy! You can use any of these without permission, half of these are’t mine anyway (but if you do tell me you’ll use one I’ll be giddy that you read this and it’ll make my day, I swear). Happy writing! 😀