I’m gay and atheist; so when you tell me that “God” doesn’t accept me, it’s like you’re telling me that your imaginary friend doesn’t want to invite me to his tea party.
Keith and Lance have to get married because Lance accidentally told his mother they were engaged and Keith would rather die than disappoint Rosa Sanchez
“too bad this is all fake” he thinks sadly, “Lance doesn’t actually love me like that this marriage is just,,,, u know,,,, as a friend,,,, very platonic,, ,,,,,,, Im sure there’s no way he has f e e l i n g s for me”