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do u ever worry abt this bc i do frequently

mechalesbian:

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

Same goes for ‘My mother’

If you meet someone and they call their parents ‘father’ and ‘mother’ they either were raised in an Amish community or have absolute bastard parents

yourantagonist:

the ditto/meltan thing brings up a funny point about the pokémon world

pokémon researchers and legendary hunters must hate ditto

especially considering that canonically there are some trainers who dedicate their whole lives to hunting specific legendaries and like, if one passes through and a ditto (or two, or more!) happens to see it and goes “o shit that’s neat lemme just” and transforms, then you’ve got a HELL of a lot of false trails. and imagine thinking you’ve finally got it, you’ve got this pokémon of legend finally in your hands after years of sweat and tears, you’ve finally found celebi or whatever and then it dissolves in your hands, jellofies, and goes

( ･〰･ ) ditto!

ditto are real fuckin jackasses

morthils:

the reason buzzfeed unsolved works so well is because shane and ryan emit equal but opposite chaotic energies

paper-mario-wiki:

clint mcelroy plays the goofy father who is kinda dull and let’s his sons pick on him but once in a while in the adventure zone he’ll say some wise, chill father shit that rocks you to your core and you know, in your heart, he is more powerful than any of us will ever understand.

fallenangelfish:

showerthoughtsofficial:

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

starlightlance:

allur//ance and k//acxa fake dating for survival cause they know vld would kill them if they found out about klance being canon king and allura and acxa’s Big Gay Energy

meowlotov:

Deku: does some dangerous shit

Gran Torino: Toshinori.

Toshi:

deepstateoperative:

katekarl:

sos-fandoms:

piteousfangirl:

universalfanfic:

writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you’re going to stall until An Event™

more writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you can fit between Events™

even more writer problems: trying to figure out what Event to put in between your chapters

the ultimate writer problem: what are events and chapters and words

the One True Writer Problem: writing