reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
- don’t understand twitter
- don’t understand twitter
- posts are in chronological order
- spite
- no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
- they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
- mega spite
- like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
- Direct Contact with the Memes
- god, wht the fuk even is twitter
- they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
- tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text posts, sound, or video)
- shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
- like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have fallen for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)