Lance: lol Keith have you ever noticed how in any TV show or cartoon ever the blue and red characters always end up together? Haha isn’t that crazy?
Keith, pining his ass off: h a h a it is crAZY isn’t it? sUPER crazy hAHA. Its especially funny because I’m red…you’re blue…
Lance, also pining his ass off: h a h a I knOW right?? crAZY. Like you…and me…hahahahhAHA
Pidge: This would be far less painful if you two just asked each other out already

klanced:

I’m gonna need you to suspend your disbelief for a moment to picture with me: a Family Feud au. Only still set in canon.

  • The teams are Paladins vs the Galran Empire. So it’s Pidge, Keith, Lance, Hunk, and Shiro vs. Zarkon, Haggard, Sendak, Thace, and Prorok.
  • Don’t ask me how this works. Maybe everyone is playing for glory.
  • The host looks exactly like Steve Harvey only he’s green.