what she says: i’m fine
what she means: i’ve been reading the warrior cats books since I was like 10 and I’ve been looking at fan content since I was 11, why does nobody on the internet know what a tortoiseshell looks like?? why is every single tortie drawn as a calico????? just. draw a calico and replace the white with black if it’s so hard to draw 4 u. disgusting
Tag: Warrior cats
we all know that the writing in warriors has a lot of continuity errors but this is on the same page
how embarrassing was YOUR warrior cats phase
add up ur points at the end and lets see how embarrassing ur wc phase was
creating a warrior cats oc: 1 point
creating an entire warrior cats oc clan, down to the clan name and filling up every position: 2 points
drawing ur warriors oc w/ bangs: 2 points
drawing a canon warriors character with bangs: 2 points (BONUS: add 2 points if u drew any canon character with bloodshot eyes/red marks under their eyes)
buying the warriors books and creating a collection: 2 points
stealing warriors books from the library or ur school: 3 points
roleplaying warrior cats online: 2 points
roleplaying warrior cats irl: 4 points (BONUS: add 3 points if irl warrior cats roleplay got so intense/violent that it resulted in the injury of urself or anyone else playing)
roleplaying warrior cats irl so much it got warriors banned at ur school: 10 points
making a youtube playlist entirely out of 2008 warrior cat amvs: 4 points
creating those couple amv slideshows to every time we touch, hot & cold, or bad boy: 3 points (BONUS: add 2 points if you created more than one, add 4 points if u made one of these slideshows and didnt credit any artists u put in them)
gave your cat an actual warrior name: 3 points
gave your cat a whole, entire, real warrior ceremony: 6 points
having an actual, true otp for warriors: 2 points
instead of having ur wc otp be actual cats, u drew them as anthros: 6 points
writing warrior cats fanfiction: 2 points
writing warriors smut: 20 points
actually shipping ashfur/scourge: 5 points
stanning for ashfur: 3 points
getting into warriors discourse either online or irl, including but not limited to: discourse about what clan is better, discourse about what pairings are the best, discourse about whether squirrelflight or ashfur was right, discourse about coat colors/eye colors: 7 points
if u ever announced ur love for a warrior cat, anywhere, either online or irl: 10 points (BONUS: add another 3 points just bc ur a fucking furry)
NOW THAT U GOT UR POINTS WHAT DOES IT MEAN
1-7 POINTS: ur wc phase was boring, u probably are scared to admit u have done more of these
8-14 POINTS: u probably grew out of wc/dont talk about it as much, but when u were into it u know u were kinda embarrassing and prefer to just ignore it
15-20 POINTS: ur still into wc and ur honestly hardly embarrassed about it anymore u’ve accepted this
21+: holy shit.
LARPing, writing popular fanfiction on the official message board, having said fanfiction removed from the official message board multiple times, and then nine years later creating a joke blog about the series: GOD TIER