add up ur points at the end and lets see how embarrassing ur wc phase was
creating a warrior cats oc: 1 point
creating an entire warrior cats oc clan, down to the clan name and filling up every position: 2 points
drawing ur warriors oc w/ bangs: 2 points
drawing a canon warriors character with bangs: 2 points (BONUS: add 2 points if u drew any canon character with bloodshot eyes/red marks under their eyes)
buying the warriors books and creating a collection: 2 points
stealing warriors books from the library or ur school: 3 points
roleplaying warrior cats online: 2 points
roleplaying warrior cats irl: 4 points (BONUS: add 3 points if irl warrior cats roleplay got so intense/violent that it resulted in the injury of urself or anyone else playing)
roleplaying warrior cats irl so much it got warriors banned at ur school: 10 points
making a youtube playlist entirely out of 2008 warrior cat amvs: 4 points
creating those couple amv slideshows to every time we touch, hot & cold, or bad boy: 3 points (BONUS: add 2 points if you created more than one, add 4 points if u made one of these slideshows and didnt credit any artists u put in them)
gave your cat an actual warrior name: 3 points
gave your cat a whole, entire, real warrior ceremony: 6 points
having an actual, true otp for warriors: 2 points
instead of having ur wc otp be actual cats, u drew them as anthros: 6 points
writing warrior cats fanfiction: 2 points
writing warriors smut: 20 points
actually shipping ashfur/scourge: 5 points
stanning for ashfur: 3 points
getting into warriors discourse either online or irl, including but not limited to: discourse about what clan is better, discourse about what pairings are the best, discourse about whether squirrelflight or ashfur was right, discourse about coat colors/eye colors: 7 points
if u ever announced ur love for a warrior cat, anywhere, either online or irl: 10 points (BONUS: add another 3 points just bc ur a fucking furry)
NOW THAT U GOT UR POINTS WHAT DOES IT MEAN
1-7 POINTS: ur wc phase was boring, u probably are scared to admit u have done more of these
8-14 POINTS: u probably grew out of wc/dont talk about it as much, but when u were into it u know u were kinda embarrassing and prefer to just ignore it
15-20 POINTS: ur still into wc and ur honestly hardly embarrassed about it anymore u’ve accepted this
LARPing, writing popular fanfiction on the official message board, having said fanfiction removed from the official message board multiple times, and then nine years later creating a joke blog about the series: GOD TIER
lance: look at keith. over there in that corner, with all those books. probably reading like, shakespeare or something. he must think he’s so cool and sophisticated. what a jerk.
keith (surrounded by all 42 warriors books including the 14 manga adaptations, 6 field guides, and a personal handwritten rendition of the warrior code): i would die for you, firestar.