Zen and Jumin Stargazing v2

Zen: The stars sure are beautiful.

Jumin: You know who else is beautiful?

Zen: *blushes* Who?

Jumin: Elizabeth 3rd

Zen: *pissed off* You know what you’re fricken made of?!

Jumin: Boyfriend material?

Zen:

Zen: No. Just- NO.

Zen: Talk dirty to me.

Jumin: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the dryer like I fucking asked you to 100 times.

damn-daniel-fuck-that-shit-up:

I like to imagine that Jumin and Zen continue to be petty in their relationship-

Zen: Honey, could you make me breakfast in bed?

Jumin: If you want breakfast in bed, then sleep in the kitchen.

Zen: I-