if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!
make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.
the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford
I love how Sans is standing RIGHT THERE solely to prank you with a telescope but if you so much as step into the hallway there and call Papyrus up, Sans blips over there to chime in on your phone conversation. And when you come back out he’s back at the telescope
This is the most intense form of over-exertive slacking off I’ve ever seen
Me, about to watch an achievement hunter video: alright I’m gonna be totally nonpartisan this video. I’ll just watch the video and not hope that one person wins over the others. Just experience the video…
Me, ten seconds into the video: oh boy I sure do hope Ryan wins.
Instead of saying “X is illegal so its bad” we should start saying “X is harmful/ immoral/ unethical so its bad”
The law has nothing to do what is right, and what is wrong, laws are not a reflection of morals and ethics, they are ment to provide an illusion of safety to the working class and to justifiy state violence.
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