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prokopetz:

More stupid curses for your Dungeons & Dragons game:

  • Having robbed a leprechaun’s hoard, the party are now themselves at the end of the rainbow. Constantly having a rainbow pointing out your exact location is more troublesome than you’d think!
  • Having interrupted a rite to a goddess of the hearth, the party has been “blessed” with an aura of deliciousness. It doesn’t specifically compel anyone to want to eat them; it just gives them the unaccountable certainty that if they did, it’d be the best meal they’ve ever had
  • Having done a favour for an evil dragon who always repays her debts but resents having to do so, the party has been granted the loyal service of a mob of enthusiastically incompetent kobolds who always show up again no matter how many times they’re seemingly lost or killed
  • Having insulted the god of wealth, the party has been stricken with the absolute inability to tell gold pieces from copper, or vice versa; worse, the curse is contagious and afflicts anyone who tries to help them with their finances, even under duress
  • Having consumed expired healing potions, the party’s blood has developed healing properties; once word of their condition gets around, they quickly find themselves hunted by parties of rival adventurers who wish to harvest their precious bodily fluids!

healingsuggestions:

love does not have to be demonstrated by grand romantic gestures. the smallest things can have love in them. when somebody asks you to tell them when you get home, just to make sure you’re safe. somebody sharing their food at lunch because you forgot yours. when your friend holds on to a hug a second longer than you do. your mom making you dinner. your dad wishing you a good sleep. don’t underestimate s gesture.

anxiety-depression-recovery:

selfcarepropaganda:

dan-mcneely:

going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?

Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself


Are you hydrated? 

If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic
or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a
well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid
excess caffeine. 

Have you eaten in the past three hours? 

Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something
with protein, not just simple carbs or
high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great
options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy
snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing
down on sweets. 

Have you stretched your legs in the past day? 

If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy
or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk
around the block or building. Even minimal exercise
preps the mind for learning so that you can focus
better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a
change of scenery. 

Have you said something nice to someone in the
past day? 

Do so, whether online or in person. Make it
genuine! We bet your study partner would
appreciate a compliment. 

Have you moved your body to music in the past
day?

If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite
tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the
length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus) 

Have you cuddled a living being in the past two
days?

If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from
friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the
cuddles too; you’re not imposing. 

Have you started or changed any medications in the
past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a
change in generic prescription brand? 

That may be screwing with your head. Give things a
few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle
down. 

If daytime: are you dressed? 

If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give
yourself permission to wear something special,
whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress. 

If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but
resisting going to sleep? 

Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy
bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your
eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing
deeper with every breath- no electronic screens
allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress
management. 

Do you feel ineffective? 

Pause right now and get something small completed,
whether it’s responding to an email, loading the
dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!

Do you feel unattractive? 

Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how
great you look. You are always insta-worthy. 

Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?

Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a
game plan for the day. If a particular decision or
problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside
for now, and pick something else that seems doable.
Right now, the important part is to break through
that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial. 

Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically,
emotionally, socially, or intellectually? 

That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give
yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical
rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some
silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing
yourself is never time “wasted!” 

Have you waited a week? 

Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we
can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and
there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep
yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and
see if you still feel the same way then. 

You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.

brinigi:

fortooate:

ollivander:

somesleeze:

spookyjupiter:

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

It’s called creating jobs

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie 😉

I fucking hated this mentality because it’s something that only someone who has no clue how retail works would say. Making a mess doesn’t make more jobs, it just makes a company decide that the people who are already working there need to somehow fit this extra task in to their day without going over the hours they’re allowed to be paid. It means they either work hours they’re not compensated for or they have to work that much faster to get done and go home on time. If you havent worked a retail job in the last 15 years shut the hell your mouth, ignorant fool.