d3m0ndarks:

You’re that annoying dog that keeps stealing my food so I called animal control on you AU

I’m just a bird/mouse/fish trying to mind their own business but this stupid cat keeps trying to eat me and oh turns out you’re also a shifter well this is awkward AU

I somehow ended up getting adopted by my best friend/crush and now I’m stuck until I can escape but they’ve really taken a liking to me and I don’t want to break their heart and I kind of like living with them but they’re worried sick about human me after I suddenly vanished AU

I got caught and put in the pound and you’re here with your friend who’s looking for a pet and you recognized me and now you’re laughing your ass off but you look like an idiot so ha joke’s on you AU

I continually feed this stray on my street but one day I forgot to put food out and you ended up knocking on my door demanding to know where the food was AU

I decided to get a job as a vet since I’m a shifter and can understand what they’re saying so I make the best vet ever but you just walked in on me having an argument with a cat and I swear I’m not crazy AU

I know what this looks like but I promise I didn’t steal this tiger cub, he’s actually my cousin, yes I’m a tiger too, and no you cannot “ride me into battle” AU

I swear to god if you get drunk and come give me a shitty cat serenade at 2am one more time I will throw something at you AU

You found out I could turn into a dragon and I was worried I might scare you off but actually you just want to recreate HTTYD scenes AU

When I heard you were a shapeshifter I expected something really cool but turns out you can only transform into a duck and no I will not stop making puns about your “fowl language” AU

I ended up pissing you off and you honest to god hissed/growled at me wtf AU

God dammit stop leading animal control back to our house, I’m sick of the police questioning if we’re keeping a wild animal as a pet AU

I thought you were a fellow wolf shapeshifter but it turns out you’re actually a werewolf and there’s a huge difference and I have no idea how to deal with this AU

Why does your place always smell like dog, you don’t even own a pet AU

We both got drunk and I dared you to run around the city as a lion and you actually did and oh god now the city’s in utter panic AU