sindri42:

falyros:

Reblog if your d&d character is a dumbass.

I don’t think I have ever played a non-dumbass. If they’re wise, they have no int. If they’re intelligent, they’re a goddamned fool. If by some quirk of the dice they have both int and wis, they have negative social skills

And on top of that every single one of them has to be an alcoholic or a pyromaniac or a kleptomaniac or physically incapable of backing down from a challenge or just such a ridiculous edgelord that they still look like a chuunibyou when standing next to a lich.

ninjanaomi:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…!
Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

I like how this is presented as factual information

wrecked-camaro:

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

last night i was briefly talking about furbies and agreed that they should be interpreted as miniature, flightless griffins

‘furbies’ are opportunist desert insectivores that may also eat some plants or carrion. resembling the build of a chinchilla with soft downy feathers and an otherworldly rate of colour mutation. they live in large family burrows and are extremely socially intelligent and vocal, in captivity they will mimic human speech. because of this, their small size, and many morphs, domestic furbies are popular pets but must be kept in at least pairs

bonus: nakey

@yogg-saron

twerknworkn:

Me to myself: should i just tell them I’m Gay?

Myself to me: this is the 45286th time we’ve had this conversation.

writing multi-chapter fics be like

rwby-rose:

character: it’s like I said-

me, scrolling through to seven chapters ago, muttering under my breath: yeah, what DID you say

just-shower-thoughts:

Website ads are “part of the website” when you block them, but “not our responsibility” when they contain malicious scripts or fraudulent adverts.

intelligentchristianlady:

What a wonderful initiative! Spread the word.

disabledkiddo:

altbpd:

“if you cared about me, you’d remember”

ok but literally no thats not how my brain works no matter how much i care about something, it can be just as easily forgotten as something i dont care about

if someone says that to you get away.

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

mesopelagic:

obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”