magic has no fuckin rules!!!! it’s your character!!!! it’s your own made up universe!!!! the only limits of magic that exist are the ones you come up with!!!! don’t let anyone tell you there has to be rules!!!! who says bears can’t be the wisest creatures in your universe!!!! some dumb 33 year old???? fuck them!!!! bears can do everything now!!!! bears singlehandedly created the entire concept of magic!!!!
At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
STOP INCLUDING CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN THESE LISTS AS IF THEY WERE NORMAL
THEY ARE NOT
IF YOUR CRAMPS ARE THIS BAD AND YOU’RE NOT A TEENAGER, SEE A DOCTOR
I REPEAT: THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE ILL
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS
I actually passed out at the start of my period a couple of times and three years ago I found out I have polycystic ovaries, but yknow. What’s so bad about periods.
the death toll has passed 350. this is one of the worst natural disasters we’ve faced and they’ve declared emergency in the state. tens of thousands of people are stranded and have lost their homes. please help or donate if you can
Your monster hunters are called to a town where someone has been reporting a lot of ghost sightings.
When they get there, it turns out the whole town is ghosts and they’re all complaining the one living person walking around bragging about their working organs.
my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer